...

I was so pleased to see so many of the escorts show up at our meeting.

[Locked to Sir Hellsing and Garcian Smith]

May I have a moment of your time?

[Franziska is waiting for you in her room, 201. Her nose is a little red, but otherwise, she seems perfectly healthy, except for the irritated look on her face and the impatient tapping of her fingers. Several times she gets up to pace around the table and chairs she's set up.]

EVERYONE, GET A HOLD OF YOURSELVES.

I realize the irony of me of all people saying that but - something has happened, most likely with the chips, and we are all feeling rather stir-crazy. If we don't stop we're going to all kill each other so...

So calm down!

[She stomps into the clinic with Urataros in tow. She's wearing that familiar von Karma scowl, but her sweater is wrapped around Ura's torso, leaving her walking around in her expensive black bra. She glares at everyone, warningly.]

Ugh. Stupid foolish fool of a turtle-man.

[sits him down on a cot, roughly, and goes for bandages.]

dammit -

[shuffling. A growl and a crack of whip.]

The inven [crack] tory -

[cursing in German]

They're targeting the inventory!

[scrambling. Growls and cracks - and finally a gunshot.]

I am leaving. The inventory will have to fend for itself.

[crunch crunch crunch SLAM]

[heavy breathing.]

My foolishly foolish idiot fool brother has been contained. I apologize, on his behalf, to anyone he insulted, offended, or screamed at.

We have taken his communicator away.

You can have it back when you stop your foolish homicidal rampage.

[ooc: Yeaaaahhhh lol. Phoenix, Ura and Franz pinned him.]

...

The inventory is here for all of us. However, if you are in need of something, please ask for it, or at least mention it. My father and I are attempting to keep track of everything; we cannot do that when things randomly disappear.

There is no need to steal things from the inventory. If you need something, we will give it to you ( Read more... )

My first whole month in Discedo.

...huzzah.

[Locked to Razer Gefahr, Commander Torn, Samus Aran, Bulma Briefs, anyone on the police force]I have spoken with Walter Sullivan ( Read more... )

...another window has broken.

.....I dislike these storms.

Ughh...

Miles Edgeworth. you are to stay in your apartment and under no circumstances attempt to leave.

...that goes for anyone else who doesn't want to be eaten by hellhounds as well.

...Cerberus is supposed to be guarding the gates to Hades, not the gates to Discedo High School.

Someone get me a lyre.